Smallhouse Log

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"For some reason I think that's funny. Probably because I hate dwarves." -Danit, 12/03/2005

So the other day I czeched the guestbook (something I do obsessively, by the by), and discovered a most curious message from someone going by 'wisconsin mortgage low interest personal loan'. That's right, spam. In my guestbook. It's downright inspiring. What a wondrous time we live in, where even the scum can be so creative. I love it. Love it. But you know how, often, when you get spam, it's on crack? Well, take a look at what they said:

thermodynamic stupor Hackett stagers maniacs.agonized cadaver credit debt consolidation orchard bank credit card .

I liek the part about "aginized cadaver". Great stuff, graet stuff. They left a website, even. Not, unfortunately, about agonised cadavers. From the looks of it, about mortgages. Wisconsin mortgages. If there's one thing I hate, if comes from the same set that Wisconsin Mortgages are in. Blecth. So I deleted it.

And for the "Why are you here?" field, they chose "The voices in my head told me to come." But what else could one expect?

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