Feeds:Friday
Last night I missed the movie, but managed to meet up at St. James with a certain atheistic ward of that illustrious Doctor of Aquino for bar food and conversation. After a series of discussions featuring choice passages from that other revered Doctor, we played a round of "Old Janx Spirit". Sadly, I lost. The night ended shortly after a tableful of hot girls, the very same we had been about to charm, flatter, and otherwise woo, vanished abruptly while our attentions were otherwise occupied.
And, though I am sure that ethereal book which is the medium of much modern gossip has distributed this same datum faithfully, I nevertheless feel that I should openly disclose the following: that darling young woman who has, in recent years, occupied my attentions has now spurned them, and I am once more adrift in this cold world with only the clothes on my back, the grace of the good Lord above, and my two-hundred-plus gallons of personal belongings. Interested parties may inquire into the matter privately and personally.
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