Smallhouse Log

Thursday
"I'm buying a gun." -Heavens, 05/04/2004

What's more addicting than Facebook?

The Vegan Date Auction. I check my price everytime I go on the internet. Current standings: highest priced male at $7, second highest priced overall -beating out both Colin and that accursed brick of tofu. I was neck-and-neck with that tofu for a long time, yo. It was not cool.

Not that I'm addicted to Facebook, anyway. I douse it like prosthetic e-mail, though, and an improved version of stalkernet. That's really what it is, a kind of creepy cross between stalkernet and the pic book, so one doesn't have to use both to be a creepy stalker type.

It really does take almost all the fun out of it, though.

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