Smallhouse Log

Montue
"Neitsche says when you stare into the abyss long of enough the abyss looks back, but when I look into the abyss I thinks its plotting against me because it may think I taste good with special sauce." -HS, pd

It's hard to be vegan in summer. Especially in SD, which is why I don't even try. I'm doing the vegetarian thing, though. Mostly.

So these three chicks come into the resteraunt the other night, they all get Boca Burgers. One of them really has a voice. They came back tonight, Brandee waits on them. She notices one wearing a 'go vegan' shirt. Again, they all order bocas, but she informs them of something I thought all vegans already knew: Boca burder has cheese (which is non-vegan-speak for "Dead-baby-cows-style-unltimate-evil") in it. Uh oh! So they don't get them. But I mean, seriously, who comes to Denny's to try and eat vegan? What are you gonna get, a baked potato and dry rye toast with a side salad? Maybe some oatmeal? Then again, SF isn't noted for its abundance of vegan -or even vegetarian, grumblegrumble- resteraunts. Oh, ah.

Oh, yeah, and how's this for Jesus Muffins, yo?

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