Smallhouse Log

Saturday

So I was attacked the other day while riding my bike. A woman was crossing the street in front of me, and she hollers at me, "Want me to blow up your bike?"

"Does she mean my tires? Or does she mean, like, explode?" Considering the various options, I remained silent.

As I continue to approach, again she asks, "Want me to blow up your bike?"

"No, I'm fine," I finally reply as I start to pass her.

"I'll rip your head off!" she yells as she lunges at me, grabbing at my neck. Too alarmed to do anything else, I kept pedaling away. Thankfully, she lost her grip on my hood, and I made good my escape.

So the moral of the story is.... uh, maybe swerve to avoid crazy people? I don't know. I just thought the occurrence was interesting.

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v responded within 2 days.

How do you find there people?
Nemo responded within 3 days.

I don't know, this is the first one I've found. A better question might be, "How do you avoid these people?"
v responded within 3 days.

Hairspray and fire?