Monday, fourth week of Easter
- Number of hours I've been awake: Twenty-four.
- Number of customers buying tax software today: Four.
- Number of computers 'fixed': Two and a half.
- Number of computers left to fix: One and a half.
- Number of times I've been interrogated about my casual use of the phrase "full of Rage", wherein the interrogator assumed I was referring to your petty human fee-lings: Two.
- Number of litres of RC Cola drunk: One half (estimate).
- Number of bad decisions made in the past forty-eight hours: Five Six or more (tallies presumed to still coming coming in).
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